What the BLEEEPPPP!

Here I go again ranting and raving. All that touchy-feely business from my last posting all down the drain.
I am attempting a baby back ribs recipe. What was I thinking? I can barely follow a recipe, what made me pick a difficult recipe?
I'm such an idiot sometimes. Why do I make my life harder? Why I am always such a Melon Cauliflower?
Next time I need to THINK and choose wisely. Know thyself. I am clueless in the kitchen... at least for tonight.
UGH...